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a baby Ian was raised by a crazy, criminally insane,
bearded lady somewhere far out on the scenic Lancashire
Wolds. After such a bizarre beginning in life,
many thought things could get no stranger, but in the
years following Ians childhood he somehow surprisingly
fluked his way through Englands flailing and anachronistic
education system. After managing to pass through
the little vaunted A-Level examination system, he went
away to a Dickensian-type university to pursue a vocation
manufacturing stools for the Popes choir boys to sit
on. After graduating with nothing less than flying
colours, he ruefully turned his back on the profession
he once dearly wanted to make his own. He can
now be found touring the world with Debbie Harry and
her famous Boil in the Bag Circus.
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