On a very basic level, No Limit Holdem is all about making
the best five-card hand out of the seven available cards.
The best players in the world all but disregard this fact;
they insist that No Limit is all about “playing the player.”
This means that it doesn’t matter what cards you have, it
matters who you’re playing against. This is most certainly
true. When you’re playing against the best players
in the world, it’s like a complicated game of chess, where
you have to out-think your opponent and have your next several
moves planned before you make the first one.
This
is not true of the game I play: the $200 “restricted
buy-in” game at the Bicycle Casino. Restricted buy-in
means that all new players must buy in for exactly $200.
This means that you don’t have people with tens of thousands
of dollars on hand, who can buy in for a lot and use their
chips as leverage. Consequently, the restricted buy-in
games are the perfect venue for people who want to move
from limit holdem to No Limit. If No Limit Holdem
is the Cadillac of Poker, then the restricted buy-in game
is the Camaro of Poker--it doesn’t have the prestige, but
it’s still fast (and appeals more to blue-collar types).
Regardless
of the type of poker, here are three (among many) types
of mind games that are going on at the table:
1)
Mind games you play on your opponents.
Today,
I picked up A-J offsuit in the big blind. Several
players had limped in, so I would have had to make a big
raise in order to thin the field, so I decided just to check,
but when I did, I said something that is commonly said by
the person in the big blind when no one raises, “Hurry up
before someone changes their mind,” indicating that I was
thankful to see the flop for free. This way, if an
Ace came on the flop, I can check-raise because it is very
likely that someone with a bigger ace would have raised
before the flop.
Before
the flop, one of the regulars told me to call for my deuces.
You see, occasionally, I will call for “deuce, deuce, deuce”
before the flop comes. Sometimes I have a two, but
most of the time I don’t. So, I called for the deuces,
just to be entertaining. The flop came: 9-6-3.
The small blind bet into the pot, and I called with two
over-cards, saying, “The deuce is coming on the turn,” keeping
up my act. The turn was an Ace, and the small blind
bet again. Again, keeping my mind game up again, I
called, saying, “The deuce is coming on the river,” hoping
that the third player in the hand would call again, but
he dropped out. The river was a Jack, and the small
blind made a big bet at the pot. I raised all-in and
she folded. After the hand, several of the players
at the table tried to guess what I had, and they were all
wrong--no one even thought that I had an Ace, much less
Ace-Jack.
The
key to this mind game is misdirection. It’s the same
trick that the magician plays on his audience. You
divert your opponent’s attention away from your play (calling
on the flop and turn), and suck them into believing that
you actually do need a two. This was most certainly
the case here, as the small blind, a strong player, made
the mistake of bluffing on the river. I made an extra
$120 because of misdirection. It was as if I waved
my hand and said, “I don’t have an ace in my hand,” like
Obi-Wan at the Spaceport on Tattoine.
2)
Reading your opponents minds.
Shortly
after winning that hand and another large pot, I had about
$700 in chips in front of me, and I was by far the chip
leader at the table. I ordered my lunch, and started
eating. I was still playing, so I’d stop to check
my hand, fold, and then return to my meal. This went
on for a few hands until I picked up pocket Kings.
I made the standard raise and went back to my meal.
I knew that a few people would call my bet since I had been
raising a lot in the previous hour (it seemed like every
other hand I was dealt Ace-King, Ace-Queen or a big pocket
pair). Two opponents called me, but I had position
on both of them.
Meanwhile,
still eating, I glance up to see the flop: J-6-2.
I took another bite, looked back, and placed my hand on
the table, waiting for the other players to check or bet.
Suddenly, the dealer burned and turned another 6.
I exclaimed, “Whoa! What happened here? I didn’t
check yet!” A small argument ensued, with one of my
opponents claiming that I checked by putting my hand on
the rail. I, of course, didn’t know if my opponents
had checked yet, so I didn’t realize that it was my turn.
A floorperson was called to decide whether or not the turn
card would stand (if I were allowed to bet on the flop,
the second 6 would now be reshuffled back into the deck,
and one of the remaining cards would be dealt at random.
The dealer claimed that he had stated, “Everyone checks,”
and then paused before opening the turn card. This
being the case, even though I didn’t hear the dealer say
that, the turn card stayed and we would be allowed to bet.
Both players checked and, somewhat upset, I pushed all-in,
betting $700 at a $45 pot. The player who argued that
I had checked-called, as he had a third six in his hand,
and I lost a big pot.
The
first mistake that I made here was not reading my opponent’s
mind. He was saying, “He checked!” However,
he was thinking, “I just got to see the turn card for free
and I made my hand! I’m going to do whatever I can
to make sure that it doesn’t get reshuffled back into the
deck!” Meanwhile, I was thinking, “This loud, obnoxious
player is always complaining and talking trash.” The
lesson here is to listen to what people are thinking, not
what they’re saying. Just like a Jedi, you must determine
when your opponent’s thoughts betray them.
3)
Mind games you play on yourself: Going on Tilt.
The
second mistake I made in this hand was to over-bet the pot
on the turn. That bet was made by my emotions, not
my mind. I had taken my mind out of the game when
the floorperson’s decision did not go in my favor.
“Tilt”
is the term used when a player is upset and their emotions
take over. Often, a player on tilt will begin raising
with sub par hands in an attempt to win back lost money.
There are two ways to combat tilt: 1) Never go on
tilt, and 2) Leave the game when you’re on tilt.
Only
a poker player with great hubris claims that they never
go on tilt. There may be one or two people in the
world who are actually capable of never going on tilt, but
I have yet to meet any of them. Chances are, what
really happens, is that players who claim to never go on
tilt actually recognize immediately that they have gone
on tilt, and then use relaxation techniques or other measures
to regain their composure and allow their brain back into
the game.
Or,
what they do is leave the game when they recognize that
they are on tilt. This is exactly what I did today,
and it was probably the most profitable decision I’ve made
in a week.
Recognizing
that I was upset, I left the table and took a break for
a few minutes. I decided that I was upset and that
I did not want to return to play against the person who
had just won my money. Plus, I was still up almost
$300 for the day, and I knew how upset I would be if I started
playing poorly and ended up losing today. So, I returned
to the table, told a friend of mine that I was on tilt and
so I was going to go home.
Tilt
is like the Dark Side of poker. Yoda said it best,
“Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate
leads to Suffering.” That may have been what he said,
but what he was thinking was, “Losing leads to Anger.
Anger leads to Tilt. Tilt leads to losing a lot of
money.” You have to listen to what he was thinking,
remember?
Oliver
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